What Are You Looking At Dicknose Short Sleeve T-Shirt

The What Are You Looking At Dicknose shirt is a tribute to one of the most unexpectedly legendary moments in 80s comedy cinema. It’s the kind of line that only existed in that decade, delivered once, burned into pop culture forever, and somehow still funny every single time you see it.

This tee brings that same chaotic energy with a clean text design that hits harder than any graphic. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get at least one shocked laugh from anyone who remembers late night VHS rentals and cable TV deep cuts.

Perfect for

• Fans of classic 80s comedies and cult movie quotes
• Millennials and Gen Xers who lived through the golden age of VHS
• Retro parties and effortlessly funny outfits
• Anyone who appreciates bold, unapologetic humor

Wear it confidently. Confuse strangers. Delight true fans. Some lines were made to be repeated.

About the shirt:

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. 

- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. 

- The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. 

- Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 

- The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. 

- Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.