"I Survived Capitalism and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" Tee Shirt

Worn down. Still standing. Somehow.

The I Survived Capitalism and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt Shirt is for anyone who’s lived through burnout, rising costs, and endless hustle with a sense of humor intact. It says what a lot of people are thinking, without pretending it’s deeper than it needs to be.

Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear, this tee works perfectly for casual outfits, low-key protests, weekend errands, or just existing in the modern world. It’s sharp without being preachy and funny without trying too hard.

Perfect for

• People fluent in sarcasm and irony
• Fans of dry humor and social commentary
• Everyday wear with a subtle edge
• Anyone who’s tired but still laughing

Wear it honestly. Laugh a little. Survival counts,  even if this is all you got.

About the shirt:

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. 

- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. 

- The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. 

- Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 

- The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. 

- Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.